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It was just announced last night folks. Donald Trump got some woman pregnant. Yes, that's right, he is 59 right now, and will be 60 when the child is born. When they asked the woman if she would be w/ Donald if he didn't have money, she responded with "would he be with me if i wasn't beautiful." Good answer in my book.

Happy Birthday to Corey. Today she becomes one year closer to that dreaded 30. Hey, at least next year your car insurance will get lowered. Have a good one and drink a beer for me.