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So I can't decide what I dislike more, my mom calling all the time or not returning my calls. I've left her four messages over the past several days and received no calls back. And, what irritates me the most, is that her cellphone is turned off (b/c she lost her charger or something) and I bought the damn thing simply so I could get a hold of her. So then I left a couple of messages on our house phone, only to learn from Becca last night that she doesn't know how to check those messages. Are you kidding me? What time period is she from? Anyways, I finally tracked her down today at work. I asked her how the hell I'm supposed to get a hold of her and she responded with that she didn't' know but taht she checks her work voicemail usually. Well I would hope you check your work voicemails if you want to keep your job. But work does me no good on the weekends or in the evenings. I'm surprised she didn't give me Bill's number and tell me to track her down that way. Actually, I'm sure the only reason she didn't is b/c she has already told me that one and assumes I already have his number. I think the best part is that Becca has officially listed me as her emergency contact b/c she's afraid no one will be able to get a hold of mom and our grandparents are losing it.