Monday, July 31, 2006

Why Men Are Funny (in the words of Becca)

Seeing as how Becca has not updated her blog since the beginning of June, I'm assuming that she too is taking a summer hiatus. And as such, I've decided to post an email I received from her today.

Since moving in with the guys I have come to learn some things about men that I really never cared to know. I will refrain from writing about mysterious hairs or colon problems and stick to the subject of cleanliness. im starting to learn that a magazine and bookbag being thrown on the floor is unacceptable and entirely too messy, yet mold is allowed to grow freely in the toilet/shower and this is fine. Naturally this is not fine for me and I never even did so much as peed in the upstairs bathroom at seven in the morning when I woke up until a couple of days ago when ashley finally cleaned it. Their bathroom was so dirty that Ashley used a razor to tear off the old cocking (that had turned completely black) in the bathtub and then recocked the entire thing. That's right he recocked the entire shower. When I heard this news I (being a girl) reminded Ashley that he wouldn't have had to cock anything if he stopped thinking with his cock and just cleaned the damn shower once every 5 months. To which he replied that he preferred cocking every now and again to cleaning regularly.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hi Deb! Apparently living around guys hasn't clued her into the fact that the proper spelling is caulk, not cock. Btw, a simple explanation is that it's a widely known fact that if something is somehow being touched by water it can't hurt you. Thus the mold is ok. But you can easily trip over a stray bag, so that's not ok. When the mold becomes big enough to cause one to trip they will probably remove it. Cheers!

Anonymous said...

woops forgot my name...Scott...l8r