Supervillan seeks reliable henchperson(s)
Reply to: arch_v1@yahoo.com
Date: 2007-05-14, 2:10PM
Local Supervillan seeks Henchperson(s) for full time/on-call position. Hours vary with each diabolical plan. Duties include, but are not limited to, bodyguarding, casing of potential locales/hideouts, information gathering, ego stroking, and light housekeeping.
Candidates should be reliable, punctual, and evil. Knowledge of martial arts and Microsoft Word a plus. If you do not already have a catchy nick-name, one will be assigned to you.
Candidates should understand that in case of a showdown with police, vigilantes, or other such heroic figures, henchperson(s) will be left behind to cover my escape. Rest assured that you will be rescued from incarceration at a later date.
Feel free to send resume and photo of your costume (new recruits may be required to wear a uniform based on my theme).
This Supervillan is NOT an equal oppurtunity employer, on account of I'm so evil.
Saturday, May 19, 2007
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2 comments:
u should send this to mom and tell her ur considering this person as a roommate. just see what sort of reaction u get
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