Quote of the Weekend

From Becca:

Bill and Mom insist that I drive the U-Haul (which is about the most stupid idea I've ever heard). After I attempt to parallel park it along a street, Bill flings open the passenger door faster than Roxie steals a hamburger from my plate. I tell him to be careful-that he might get hit by a car. And that is when mom says, "Oh he'd just bounce right off a car. He'd probably dent the car more than the car would dent him."