Who does this?

An email from Hillary (who works at Devry):

So, apparently someone at the Naperville location took a dump out side of the bathrooms on the floor. The office over there isn't desolate. There are A LOT of people on that floor. I can't believe anyone was able to do this and not be seen!!

Come again? Someone literally took a crap on the floor of the hallway?

I'm thinking maybe it was a dog. My boss brought in her dog 2 weeks ago and it wandered over to the other side of the building and took a huge crap. Best part is, Rhonda didn't know and left it sit for two days until people showed up on Monday morning. It's times like these when I'm extremely grateful that I'm not the office/building manager.