Remember back when I used to have awful run-ins with the mail lady - well now my conversations with her are usually fairly entertaining. She is usually just so damn blunt you can't help but laugh. So, today's conversation goes a little something like this:
Jodi - God, you always look so damn happy.
Me - (thinking to myself... is she serious or sarcastic... I didn't realize I looked happy or unhappy) out loud I say O, do I?
Jodi - Yes, you do. what's the deal? Did you get a promotion or something? Or a raise?
Me - No, I unfortunately haven't gotten either of those.
Jodi - well what then, did you just get laid? and then she cackles to herself.
Me - Ummm, no.
At this point someone walked in thankfully. I mean, how do you answer that? And what on earth does this woman hear about me? First she says she pictures me as the slutty type and now this. Whatever, entertaining for sure.
Wednesday, December 02, 2009
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2 comments:
this is just a guess, but it may be your inclination to wear fashionable clothes to lead her to believe that you must get lots of sex.
either that or she's a)wanting to live vicariously through you
b)hitting on you like RoRo
She's a class act!
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