A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see, " replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?" The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys: ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool, " says the boy. He notices a 6-pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men, " the dad answers: TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy. "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for the married men: ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March.... etc."
Wednesday, June 14, 2006
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i thought doug was still a virgin
maybe that's why he still has the pack of condoms...and i also find it fun how u can talk so freely about someone's sexual habits on the internet for everyone to read. generation internet.
well, i was only joking. and i can't speak for wanless, but I bet he was too.
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