Turkey Challenge

Well Becca, here is your stories. Even though I received no responses last year, I've decided to bring back the Turkey Challenge again this year. I'm hoping that one year someone will actually participate.

In recent years, I have really come to enjoy the Holidays. As many know, they've become a great source of entertainment for me. Unfortunately, this year really didn't compare to last years. I'm curious how everyone else's holiday went, so I'm going to post a challenge. Anyone who can top my story will receive a personalized trophy from me. If the story is too bad or too personal, I'll accept emails on this one as well. O, and Becca is disqualified for obvious reasons, but I'm hoping she emails this on to her friend Jacki, because she told me her story last night at the bar and it's pretty good.

Side note: After last year's challenge you may remember that my mom decided she wanted to do something to Becca and I. Becca just informed me that Bill's brilliant idea was to put an empty pregnancy test in the garbage and see what we do. First of all, that's just weird coming from my mom's boyfriend. Second of all, neither of us are getting any, so not a whole lot would have been said.