Monday, February 12, 2007

From a job posting:

And we like to hire people we like. People we like tend to be nice, smart people who work hard and want growth opportunities. Our obsession fixation preoccupation emphasis on creating an enjoyable work life for our clients and ourselves probably sounds pretty attractive. But you've got to earn your way into our world.

What the hell kind of listing is this. I mean, doesn't everyone want to work with "nice" people. Besides, how on earth are they going to figure out whether or not these people are truly nice, or just being fake. I imagine it's often difficult to tell the difference in a 60 min interview. Otherwise, how else do you explain all of these bitchy people with great jobs. (And, I'm not naming names- strictly hypothetically speaking).

4 comments:

Deb said...

Here is another fun comment:

"Be sure to tell us why you're awesome – if you are, you'll hear back from us."

The Becca Machine said...

what company is this

Deb said...

jacobs agency or somethign like that

EJG said...

First, I know the Jacob's Agency.
Second, my dad sent me this posting:

Need to borrow : Cat to kill mouse
Date: 2007-02-16, 10:48AM

Hello
If anyone has a cat out there i need to borrow it. I have this fucking mouse that comes out of the wall every night and wakes me and im sick of it. I want it dead.
This mouse is super intelligent. He has learnt to avoid traditional mouse-killing methods such as mouse traps and sticky paper with food on it. I need serious weaponry. I need a ruthless feline assasin capable of murder without remource.
I own a restaurant. I am willing to trade a meal, complete with wine in exchange for mouse manslaughter to be paid upon delivery of the rodents corpse

check out my website http://www.restaurantmiami.us i am sure you will be happy with my menu. If you think you can help me with my murder-for-hire scheme then please email me