P-Mates: for Women who like to Pee like Men

*Warning - what you are about to see is a quite disturbing*

Pmates give women the freedom to discreetly pee standing up

Have you ever found yourself in a dirty, unhygienic port-a-potty?Have you ever had a full bladder with no bathroom in sight?Have you ever been afraid to pull down your pants to squat and pee and risk being seen or peeing on your shoes? Then the P-Mate is for you!

The P-Mate is basically like a cardboard shoe with the toe cut off. You place the entrance of the 'shoe' directly under your urethra, between your legs, pee into the shoe and then make sure that the hole at the toe end is funneling the urine out somewhere other than on your feet.

A few of my favorite marketing points:

• The P-Mate is the most amazing female urinary device.
• The P-Mate gives women the freedom to pee like men.
• The P-Mate is covered with a 4-leaf clover design as it is good luck to have one with you when you are in need.
• The P-Mate does NOT get all wet and soggy after use. You can easily slip it back into a pocket or bag for later disposal if you are outdoors where there is no garbage can.
• It can fold up and fit into your pocket or purse.
• The P-Mate is handy to use inside an unsanitary port-a-potty. The P-Mate is very practical when traveling by car or boat.

Sadly enough this appears to be a real product and is sold in various outlets across Canada (surprise). I really can't even comment on this...

For the record, I found out about this through Neotorama. Umm... I just read some of the comments on this blog are even more disturbing...