It's moving time!

And now I'm selling all the crap that has been here for the past year.

First of many: VHS tapes

Another funny Craigslist...

Supervillan seeks reliable henchperson(s)
Reply to: arch_v1@yahoo.com
Date: 2007-05-14, 2:10PM

Local Supervillan seeks Henchperson(s) for full time/on-call position. Hours vary with each diabolical plan. Duties include, but are not limited to, bodyguarding, casing of potential locales/hideouts, information gathering, ego stroking, and light housekeeping.

Candidates should be reliable, punctual, and evil. Knowledge of martial arts and Microsoft Word a plus. If you do not already have a catchy nick-name, one will be assigned to you.

Candidates should understand that in case of a showdown with police, vigilantes, or other such heroic figures, henchperson(s) will be left behind to cover my escape. Rest assured that you will be rescued from incarceration at a later date.

Feel free to send resume and photo of your costume (new recruits may be required to wear a uniform based on my theme).

This Supervillan is NOT an equal oppurtunity employer, on account of I'm so evil.

O Craigslist...

Ooh, here's another one:


Buscamos un ROOMMATE para nuestro 3 BED apart. en JEFFERSON PARK. CERCA DE 90--94. Y DE LA JEFFERSON BLUE LINE. GRATIS: Internet y Laundry. las utilidades seran divididas en tres. Somos una Mujer de 24 y un hombre de 34 muy buenos amigos. buscamos a alguien que sea respetuoso y amigable. la recamara no tiene muebles pero podemos conseguir una cama pequena y un dresser. llamanos o responde a este e-mail

gracias y buena suerte!

773-456-4275


Check out the pic on this one:
$399 lake shore drive single white male seeking female
lake shore drive modern decor hi-rise condo,private balcony,east view of lake and harbor,24 hour doorman,exercise room,laundromat,satellite tv.single white male seeks attractive single, white collar / professional,white,latina or asian female condomate.shapely figure preferred but not excessively overweight,no roseannes,rosies,mama casses or secretary of state madeleine albrights.$399,completely furnished bedroom,draw draperies,twin size bed,dresser,modern sectional chair,modern dimmable chrome floor lamps,plexiglas side tables with dimmable lamps,2 large closets,room controlled central heat / air conditioning system.internet extra,parking extra,no pets.i'm non smoking however you may smoke but only on the balcony,not in the apartment.please CALL for appointment to see the condo,an excellent value,an upscale setting at a budget price.


Are you kidding me people. This is NOT MATCH.COM.

Another Craigslist Find...

For those that don't know, my lease is up at the end of the month. As of yet, I honestly have no idea what I'm doing, so don't ask. I have been perusing Craigslist to look for anyone renting individual rooms and have come across some interesting posts. this is my favorite.

SEEKING FEMALE ROOMMATE

Hi,
We are an attractive couple
Me: 23 white 5' 4'' tall 130lbs curvy build
Him: 35 white 6' 1'' 209lbs firm toned build

We are seeking a bi-sexual height weight proportionate white 18 to 34 female. One, who would enjoy living in our beautiful home on the northwest side of Chicago, close to the blue line.

We are seeking $200 pr.week >>> or, a barter exchange of the following daily tasks n exchange for >FREE< room and board.
> doing laundry
> cleaning
> pet sitting
> house sitting
> and/or others
>or<
> other types of barter exchanges

>>>>Pets welcome

SENDING YOUR PICTURE, GETS OURS

* cats are OK - purrr
* dogs are OK - wooof
* Location: Chicago

From a job posting:

And we like to hire people we like. People we like tend to be nice, smart people who work hard and want growth opportunities. Our obsession fixation preoccupation emphasis on creating an enjoyable work life for our clients and ourselves probably sounds pretty attractive. But you've got to earn your way into our world.

What the hell kind of listing is this. I mean, doesn't everyone want to work with "nice" people. Besides, how on earth are they going to figure out whether or not these people are truly nice, or just being fake. I imagine it's often difficult to tell the difference in a 60 min interview. Otherwise, how else do you explain all of these bitchy people with great jobs. (And, I'm not naming names- strictly hypothetically speaking).

Craigslist

It's amazing what you can find on Craigslist. Some of these make me wish I had better qualifications. Even though Leticia swears by this site, I think that I check more for my own amusement than for something I actually want. However, today I did apply for a position promoting Zipfizz demo (you're guess is as good as mine)-- let's hope I get a call back.

- HULA DANCERS NEEDED male and female- WILL TRAIN
- MODELS!!!SPRING BREAK COMPANY SEEKS YOU!!! $$$/AIRFARE/ACCOMODATIONS
- PET FOOD DEMONSTRATORS
- TOUR BUS DRIVER
- Own your own Cammies? Boot Camp scene to be shot this Saturday.
- BE A SANDWICH ROCK STAR!!! JOIN OUR TEAM!!!
- Looking for Male Models and Praise dance teams
- SHOTGIRLS NEEDED
- Reliable & Good Salary Positions in Korea
- Mandolin Teacher Needed
- Mandarin Teacher
- Did you used to work at Starbucks?
- Bike trip leaders for Jewish teen tour